Things I learned in July:
- July 23 was the rainiest calendar day in the recorded history of Chicago (8.68 inches!)
- 4" of it ended up in the basement of my building.
- Five days later, another big storm and more water; Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor.
- The 140-year old drainage system in my neighborhood was just as surprised as we were by the amount of water both of these storms produced.
- Despite being warned, some people are stupid enough to store mattresses (and other valuable items, like rugs) on the floor of a basement with a 140-year old drainage system lurking fifteen feet away.
- Drywall sucks up an amazing amount of water.
- Wet drywall starts to smell after three days and needs to come out.
- Wet mattresses smell worse than wet drywall.
- The term "bio-scrub" involves moving and wiping down a LOT of stuff.
- Some people are too lazy to throw their own crap out.
- $80,000 of drying equipment running 24/7 + 12 air conditioners cranked in 92 degree heat = a blown buss breaker.
- Commercial grade buss breakers are extremely hard to come by on a Sunday afternoon.
- Ten hours without power makes some people very cranky.
- Power surges can fry things like transformers for the building's buzzer system and the blower motor for a brand new water heater.
- Foundation repairs are really expensive.
- I don't do well on two hours sleep three days in a row.
- Multiple shots of espresso make my knees shake.
- Being forced to take charge of things when all one wants to do is hide in one's condo and sew makes a person very surly.
- Being Condo Board President has NO perks whatsoever.


